WARNING: IF YOU ARE A SENSITIVE DOLL LOVER, I SUGGEST YOU LEAVE NOW.
But if ya could lighten up and laugh a bit, I think you’re gonna love this post. 😉
Ahh, American Girl Dolls. Next to Barbies, I love to play with these dolls.
They’re pretty great! Well, for the most part.
Here are 5 things that American Girl Could Do To Make Their Brand A Lot Better:
1. Stop Making Everything So Darn Expensive
“Why yes, I’d LOVE to spend $150 on a doll with a slightly creepy facial expression!” – said no parent ever.
2. More Diversity
Really? It took them until 2017 to make an African American GOTY? Really?
3. Clothing Sizes
Ya know how cute it is to match your doll’s outfit? Yeah, me neither. Why? Because ONE SIZE DOES NOT FIT ALL!! Children grow differently, so please expand the sizes.
4. Expand Their Collection Of Boy Dolls
My dolls have waited all these freaking years to get a boyfriend, and now people are BOYCOTTING the male dolls? WHAT THE LITERAL HECK?? American Girl, do me a favor and continue making male dolls. They’re actually really cool!
5. Make Their Characters Realistic
Girls these days aren’t hopping over to Paris or swimming with dolphins on a daily basis, they’re dealing with something called REAL LIFE.
And another thing! I’ve never met a person named Tenney or Z. I’m sorry, but those are the WORST NAMES EVER. Tenney? C’mon. Nobody in their right mind is going to give their doll such a terrible name.
This concludes my little rant. I hope you enjoyed!
I shall see you all on Friday! I’ve got something very, very special planned. 😋