Guys, my cat wants to be interviewed…
Hello world! Welcome back!
My family and I adopted a kitten on Friday. Let me tell ya a bit about it:
About the kitten:
Meet our little kitten, Cheddar!
What a cutie!
Let’s do this!
Bekah in bold
Cheddar in italics
Hey there, Cheddar! What are yo- hold on, she’s under the bed…
Alright, NOW we’re ready.
So, Cheddar, what do you think of living here?
It is almost completely intolerable. “Don’t sleep in the litter box, Cheddar. Don’t climb in the bathtub, Cheddar. Don’t eat the human food, Cheddar”. So. Much. To. Learn.
Wow. I think that’s the most I’ve ever heard you say in one sentence.
So, how old are you exactly?
Seriously? This question again? Ugh. I am 12 weeks old.
Nice! Why don’t you tell us a bit about your prior home.
It was very nice. Lots of brothers and sisters.
Awe, do you miss them?
Er. Well, I would be very sad if I had to leave my sisters.
Darn right, you would. Sappy human…
What are your favorite toys that you own?
Ooh! I really like that monkey keychain that Bella put in my cage. I also adore those fuzzy poms-poms that I swat around.
Ha! It’s a very fun game. 😉
Game? Rebekah, it isn’t a “game”.
Well, what is it? And please don’t call me by my full name.
Hold on, she’s behind the toilet…
Next question: what are some of your current dislikes?
Well, I hate the sound of a plastic bag crinkling, and I don’t like the sound of running water.
Uh huh. Then why did you try to climb in the bathtub?
Bella was in there. I couldn’t let the evil water hurt that sweet human.
Awe! Ya know, I’m starting to like yo-
*knocks over lamp*
I’m over you.
Well, I think this concludes our interview. Say bye, Cheddar!
Oh, she’s sleeping in the litter box again. We’ll just pretend she said “bye”.
• What do you think?
• Do you have a cat?