Aloha, fellow sarsaparillas! You know that moment when you’re talking to someone, then it goes unexplainably quiet? Yeah, that’s a little something called awkward.
Example: As my monkey chewed the final sliver of beef jerky that I had offered him, a bizarre feeling filled the air. I then took action. I sat there silently renaming my Pinterest boards. Awkward.
It’s quite an odd feeling. I know. When in this situation, stay calm, stay cool, and don’t do ANYTHING stupid.
-The Questionable Tortoise