Awkward: that moment when your brain becomes gelid

Aloha, fellow sarsaparillas! You know that moment when you’re talking to someone, then it goes unexplainably quiet? Yeah, that’s a little something called awkward.

Example: As my monkey chewed the final sliver of beef jerky that I had offered him, a bizarre feeling filled the air. I then took action. I sat there silently renaming my Pinterest boards. Awkward.

It’s quite an odd feeling. I know. When in this situation, stay calm, stay cool, and don’t do ANYTHING stupid.


-The Questionable Tortoise

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